A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I only write first editions.
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