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Any place I hang my head is home.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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