In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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