Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I only write first editions.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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