Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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