Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARXFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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