Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I only write first editions.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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