Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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All geniuses die young.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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