Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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