The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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