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George Carlin Quote - It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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