There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s never just a game when you’re winning.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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