The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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