The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Religion is just mind control.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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