If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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