I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLIN
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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