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George Carlin Quote - Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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