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George Carlin Quote - Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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