Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINAvoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
More George Carlin Quotes
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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