Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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