All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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