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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up

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