“You are never too old to become younger!”

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A hard man is good to find.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.