Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WESTYou are never too old to become younger!
More Mae West Quotes
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
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Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
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Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
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I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
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A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
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Look your best – who said love is blind?
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I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
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When in doubt take a bath.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
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Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
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Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
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