“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You are never too old to become younger!

Well behaved women do not make history.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

They called me a lost cause but I’m not the boy I once was I’ve paid full price for each mistake now I know, how much this body can take.

You drifted away and I stood there wondering, would the sea ever return you back to me, or was our love lost forever.

Although my heart has broken a thousand times, it has never lost its capacity for love.

You reminded me of my first time in Paris; I was fascinated, lost, and I immediately loved everything about it.

I think they dipped you in starlight I’ll spend forever lost in your glow.

Don’t talk to me like I am a lost little girl I am a wolf and these are my woods.

You were consumed in running away from yourself, and I was just another way for you to get lost.

I’m off to find what I’ve lost, in the darkness of love with a lantern in my hand. Just one more piece & my heart shall be fixed.