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I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

Mae West

Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST

Deep Flattery One Liner
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST

Kiss Make Up Ruin
A hard man is good to find.
MAE WEST

Finding Goodness Man
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
MAE WEST

Away Inspirational Security Women Empowerment Yourself
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST

Deep Eyes Fire Lady Play Remember Smoke Women
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
MAE WEST

Door Funny Men Sarcastic Tired
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
MAE WEST

Avoid Humour Resistance Temptation
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

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