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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

Mae West

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
MAE WEST

Attitude Crazy Myself Positive Self Love
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.
MAE WEST

Action Communication Substitute Tool
I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST

Lost Missing Myself Reputation Story Writing
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
MAE WEST

Couple Love Positive
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WEST

Deep Diary Memories
Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
MAE WEST

Attitude Except Man Umbrella Women Empowerment
It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Father Husband Life Marriage Matter Men
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST

Imitation Lady Model Reality Women
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST

Conquer Except Love Poverty Sarcastic Toothache
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
MAE WEST

Curve Danger Road Women
When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.
MAE WEST

Nude Personality Women Empowerment
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
MAE WEST

Blind Crash Fly Freedom Life Right Run
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST

Freedom Look Women
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional

It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

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