“I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.”

Some of the wildest men make the best pets.

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.

It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.