“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are.

What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are.

The single observation I would offer for your consideration is that some things are beyond your control.

Consider data without prejudice.

I’ve always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane obsessiveness for practice and preparation.

I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all.

I consider it an extremely dangerous doctrine, because the more likely we are to assume that the solution comes from the outside, the less likely we are to solve our problems ourselves.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.