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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Mae West

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
MAE WEST

Dress Fashion Feeling Giving Inward Judgement Mind Sign
I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST

Lost Missing Myself Reputation Story Writing
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.
MAE WEST

Action Communication Substitute Tool
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST

Freedom Look Women
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST

Game Interest Sex
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST

Attitude Behaviour Misbehave One Liner Women
Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
MAE WEST

Couple Love Positive
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST

Character Face Man Suffering
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
MAE WEST

Away Inspirational Security Women Empowerment Yourself
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
MAE WEST

Buy Diamond Gift Shine Thankful
A hard man is good to find.
MAE WEST

Finding Goodness Man
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST

Appreciation Goodness One Liner Positive Success Wonderful
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
When in doubt take a bath.
MAE WEST

Bath Dount One Liner
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
MAE WEST

Bad Greatness Life Love Sex

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