Bald Quotes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind.

I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.

I dragged my pain into the darkness, I carried it into the light – No matter where I choose to take it, This pain refuses to subside. I washed my sins off in the ocean, I prayed all my badness away, Whichever God I choose to worship, I cannot make my soul be saved.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

She was getting fat and he was getting bald. As promised, they were growing old together.

I know I been bald but I just wanted to remind y’all I’m still that bitch.

Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.

Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.