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Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences.

Mae West

I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman

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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
MAE WEST

Give Up Hobby Marriage Men Sarcastic
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Try Want
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST

Conquer Except Love Poverty Sarcastic Toothache
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
MAE WEST

Attitude Crazy Myself Positive Self Love
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST

Anniversary Arms Boyfriend Hold Husband Man One Liner Valentine
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Girl Heaven Woman
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST

Deep Flattery One Liner
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
MAE WEST

Clothes Enough Fashion Lady Show Tight Woman
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST

Freedom Look Women
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST

History Hope Interest Men Past Sarcastic Women