“A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.”

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I would do the baby voice and it’s kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I’m completely different. I’m very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I’m an airhead.

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.

Let women paint their eyes with tints of chastity.

Don’t walk through life just playing football. Don’t walk through life just being an athlete. Athletics will fade. Character and integrity and really making an impact on someone’s life, that’s the ultimate vision, that’s the ultimate goal – bottom line.

Thought is so cunning, so clever, that it distorts everything for its own convenience.

A man must not be without shame, for the shame of being without shame is shamelessness indeed.

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority.

Let your light shine today, and let your personality blossom, too. You don’t have to be a people-pleaser, just a people-lover.