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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST

Emotion Motion Sex
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST

Imitation Lady Model Reality Women
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST

Body English Language Speak
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences.
MAE WEST

Experience Feeling Generate Inspirational Life Positive
I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.
MAE WEST

Love Man Myself Self Love
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry

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