“Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You are never too old to become younger!

Well behaved women do not make history.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.