I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WESTAn ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
More Mae West Quotes
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Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
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I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
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Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
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We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
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Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
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I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.
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No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
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When in doubt take a bath.
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Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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