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George Carlin Quote - I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Person Realize Stupidity
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLIN

Closure Head Healing People
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Sad Scratch
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLIN

Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLIN

Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN

Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try

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