The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
More George Carlin Quotes
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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