With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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