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George Carlin Quote - I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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