Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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