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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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