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Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President

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