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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Humour is reason gone mad.
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Humour Madness One Liner Reason
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Ex Girl Look Pain Past Sad
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War

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