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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Human Nature Humour Important One Liner Speak
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Book Humour Laughter Moments Read
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Army Justice Military Music One Liner
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die Forever Inspirational One Liner Positive Try
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Book Fools Trouble Writing Yourself
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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