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George Carlin Quote - I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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