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George Carlin Quote - If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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