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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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