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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise

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