Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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