Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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