Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXDon’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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