Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXDon’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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