If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXDon’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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