By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Religion is just mind control.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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