The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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