I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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