Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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