Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXIn studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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All geniuses die young.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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