Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLINRegarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLINScratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINThe safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
GEORGE CARLINAtheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLINThe IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
GEORGE CARLINThere are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLINA house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLINI think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLINDon’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLINIf a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLIN