Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXWhy don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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All geniuses die young.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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