Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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All geniuses die young.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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