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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Book Humour Laughter Moments Read
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Father Funny Humour Plastic Surgeon Surgeon Women
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Funny Humour Instituation Marriage
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
I only write first editions.
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Attitude Edition One Liner Writing
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Book Education Reading Television
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Funny Humour Mind Smoking
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Army Justice Military Music One Liner

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