By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLINThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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