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George Carlin Quote - Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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