Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINForgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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