Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Religion is just mind control.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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