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George Carlin Quote - The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth

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