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George Carlin Quote - The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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Religion is just mind control.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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