A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
GEORGE CARLINThe caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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