The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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