The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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