I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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