Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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