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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

Will Rogers

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS

Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS

Business Cost Count Man Pay
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS

Argument Change Mind Observation People
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERS

Fight Ignorant Quick
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People

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