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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

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I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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