Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I told you I was sick.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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