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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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