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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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