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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Born I Morning Mother Sickness
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Country Dog Every Leave Pyramid Room Some
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Age Food Kitchen Life Mirror Over Tab Taken
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Everyone Fruit Hear Met Morning Ridiculous Underwear Yet
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Brown Sie Told Uncle Wear Wish Yellow
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Bee Butcher Kid Told Wife
My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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