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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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