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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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Bartender Beat God Make Me Ugly Yeah Zombie
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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