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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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