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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Everyone Fruit Laugh Loom Met Morning Underwear
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Born Doctor Mother Slap Ugly
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Already Always Eye Garbage Keep Me Rid She Told Try Wife
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Everyone Fruit Hear Met Morning Ridiculous Underwear Yet
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Halloween Kind Life Look Parent Sent
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Another Come Day Girl Home Nobody Over Phone
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Asleep Blind Day Face Kid Library Man One Pimple Plenty Raed Wake
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Honest Luck Politician Run Way
Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Bowl Just Life Pit

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