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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Afraid Dark Light Me Naked Saw Wife
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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