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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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