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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Bedroom Dead Nickname Nothing Happen Sea Waterbed
I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
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Beauty Came Constant Country Hit Last Mouth Once People Person
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along – but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
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Along Always Easy Only Same Tell Understand
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
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Hate Mingle Moher Once Orphanage Told Took
When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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Beach Come Even Go Tide
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age Back Do Go More Than
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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Beauty Day Fourteen Give never Plan Ten Up Year
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Ask Country Once Out People Player Room
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.
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Beuty Estimate Hour Seven Shop Spent
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Bed Fight Go never Stay Up
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Curve Set Smile Straight
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Christmas Day Job Look Next Office Party
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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Bachelor Guy Made Mistake Once Some
In most states you can get a driver’s license when you’re sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
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Drive License Made Most Now Old Sense Sixteen State Year
Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
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Before Enough Fiance Get Marry Meet Officer Parent Parole
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Descend Foolish Listen Long Mother Very

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