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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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Bad Body Phase Prescription Shape Such Underwater Wear
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Always Children Choose Home Nice One Rest
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
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Children Divorce Father Get Now Outside Remember
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
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Love Man Marry Money Nothing Tennis
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
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Hat On Screw Wrinkle
My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.
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Just Justice Like Look Photograph
self-pity is better than none.
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Better Ity None Self
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
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Country Discover Elect Eyewear Just Measurement People Person
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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Come Have May Live Onion Ought Side So Sport
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Bedroom Dead Nickname Nothing Happen Sea Waterbed
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Football never Olay Outfit Public Reason Same Wear Women
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
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Chance Housework Kill Rake You
I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men – I’m sick of karate.
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Karate Look Overpower Perfume Sick
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
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Accused Constant Country Drought Fire Food Mud Swanson
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
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Begin Else Everything Fal Maybe Out Spread Start True Wear
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Afford All Children Move Them Thing Want

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