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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.
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I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.
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Remarrying a husband you’ve divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
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I was the world’s ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? We have no enemies!’
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
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If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.
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My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked.
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You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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