I watch that. How does he treat the waiter? How does he treat the coat-check girl? How does he treat the driver?
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I watch that. How does he treat the waiter? How does he treat the coat-check girl? How does he treat the driver?
ADRIANA LIMA -
What is with waiters who don’t write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn’t be a goddamn waiter in the first place.
AARON KARO -
In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
QUENTIN CRISP -
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I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
PHYLLIS DILLER -
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, ’cause that was the best game. And these guys, they’d let me play. And they were black guys.
LARRY BIRD -
[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!
BEATRICE LILLIE -
Beware of barbers, beauticians, waiters – or anyone – bringing gifts of ‘inside’ information or tips. Don’t try to be a jack of all investment. Stick to the field you know best.
BERNARD BARUCH -
Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
BERNIE ECCLESTONE