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I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
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Bury Clear Dead Dinner Food Phase Serve Table Three
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Best Contraceptive Nudity People
There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.
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Bake Buildup Crud Cupcake Open Roo Single Such
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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Always Before Down Drink Fall Friend Health
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
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Do Life Practice Work Yourself
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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Bachelor Guy Made Mistake Once Some
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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Finish Half Hour Last Minute
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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Accidental Day Enjoy Ever Gin Iron Only Steam Time
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Bedroom Dead Nickname Nothing Happen Sea Waterbed
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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Age Glove Love Old Sport Through
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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Beneath Breast Knee Law Left Mother Out Pain Trick Tuned
When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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Beach Come Even Go Tide
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Christmas Day Job Look Next Office Party
Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
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Cook Food Lose May never Serve Taste
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
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Love Man Marry Money Nothing Tennis
I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men – I’m sick of karate.
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Karate Look Overpower Perfume Sick

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